"Y'know, the note may say to ignore him, but he's a foot closer to the house than he was an hour ago. And look in that face for a second - look real close, now - it starts to look real, real scary, doesn't it? I'm feeling a little vulnerable since my wrists are made from McDonald's straws."
Matt - I've been told by many people about your page and hope you don't mind my following it. You're still a sunbeam in an ickily cloudy world, and I love your work. I'm also enjoying the extent to which you're enjoying dad-hood. You're obviously a natural, and I know your kids probably already realize why a dad who understands silly can be a real good thing in life.
"Frosty the Process Server"
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"I'm not putting my shovel anywhere until I talk to my lawyer!"
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"Uh, I don't think you have squatter's rights just from sitting on the front lawn, dude."
"Y'know, the note may say to ignore him, but he's a foot closer to the house than he was an hour ago. And look in that face for a second - look real close, now - it starts to look real, real scary, doesn't it? I'm feeling a little vulnerable since my wrists are made from McDonald's straws."
ReplyDeleteMatt - I've been told by many people about your page and hope you don't mind my following it. You're still a sunbeam in an ickily cloudy world, and I love your work. I'm also enjoying the extent to which you're enjoying dad-hood. You're obviously a natural, and I know your kids probably already realize why a dad who understands silly can be a real good thing in life.